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“Urmi” and I discovered an amazing beverage this weekend.

Urmi found this beverage called DRY soda, which comes in Lavender, Lemongrass, Kumquat and Rhubarb. She asked me if I could bring something to make it into a drink, so I picked up a half-bottle* of vodka (Svedka, because Scandinavia does vodka right).

The drink is simple: it’s just equal parts vodka and DRY Lavender on the rocks. That’s it. Of course, it helps if everything is cold first - vodka from the freezer and soda from the fridge. It’s like the best vodka-tonic you’ve ever had in your life.

Now I just need a garnish and a name.

*Is 750ml a half-bottle? I think so

Head Shot

Long-time readers may remember that one of my first posts was about my mom’s reaction to my blog. She complained that my blog was just a bunch of words, and she wanted to see a picture of me.

I responded by posting a photo, but in the recent hacker melee, all my picture files were erased. So, in this post, I’m showing my first post-hack photo: A picture of me.

Yes, I’m classing it up in this picture, because it is my head shot to be used for business school purposes. That’s right, I’m applying for my MBA. Hopefully, you’ll forgive me for the lack of recent posts: I’ve had 3 applications due within the past month, for which I’ve written a total of 11 essays. They’re not quite as funny as your average blog post, but they tend to take a bit more time. Don’t worry though, I’ll be back soon with a vengeance. In the meantime, enjoy my awesome half-windsor tie knot.

International Target

So as you might have noticed, my website was hacked. Twice, actually. The first time, someone just changed my homepage to say “Hacked by #1 Muslim Turkish Hacker!!!” The second time, the hack was more extensive, and involved uploading files to my server, then changing the permissions on those files in order to lock me out. The point of the malicious files was to eventually start redirecting people to russian spam websites, although I discovered the hack in time to thwart that plan. It took me 4 days and some help from my hosting company, but I’m back online now with some new security measures.

Anyway, I think this is terrific. Clearly, the reason my site was hacked is because ryanjacobs.org receives enough traffic to warrant the attention of international cybercrime rings. So, loyal readership, thank you for your continued support.

Disappointment is a 404 Error

Today, I logged onto Facebook, hoping to find they had scrapped the new design entirely. They had not. Then I noticed that the URL was “http://www.new.facebook.com/,” so I tried to see if “http://www.old.facebook.com/” took me to the old website. It did not. Woe.

Cupcake Deathmatch

Cupcakes are the new froyo.

In case you needed some proof, not one but two cupcakeries (I’m coining that term, by the way) opened in Palo Alto within the last month. I’ve been to both. And I’m making a bold statement here: I think Kara’s is totally better than Sprinkles.

That’s not to say that Sprinkles is bad. If I were in Stanford Shopping Center already and I happened to be wanting a cupcake, I would happily go there. But from the cupcakes I tasted, Kara’s cupcakes had the superior texture and ingredients. Sprinkles’, I felt, were somewhat overpowered by sugar, whereas even a simple flavor like banana, at Kara’s had a bright, delicious banana taste.

Also, I would like to issue a public plea to Trophy Cupcakes of Seattle to open a store around here. Trophy features many innovative cupcake flavor combinations not found at Kara’s or Sprinkles. Also, I think all cupcakeries should have open kitchens - it worked for Krispy Kreme, didn’t it?

Football Math

So you probably remember last season, when Stanford beat USC.

But what you might not be aware of is that this season, Stanford beat Oregon State, who in turn beat USC. So by hypothetical syllogism, Stanford is once again superior to USC.

It’s a crazy, upside-down world.

Tough Call

To whom do you want to give the nuclear codes this November?

  • The guy who doesn’t use e-mail
  • The hockey mom
  • The dude who was president of the Harvard Law Review

Hey, your choice.

Some Fashion Magazine Needs to Hire Me Already

Because I’ve done nothing here recently but talk about threads.

I have one more thing to add to that post a couple weeks back about jeans and washing them. There’s something called raw denim that you should probably know about. APC is probably the most widely recognized brand, though there are plenty of others. Raw denim is expensive, because the fabric itself is carefully made (often by Japanese craftsmen) using really big machines that are hard to find (often vintage). Raw jeans hit the store totally unwashed, and need special care. These jeans really shouldn’t be washed, like for 6 months or so, because the whole point of getting denim of this quality is that they fade based on how you wear them with lots of detail, but only until you wash them. Also, they need to fit very snug when you buy them, because raw denim stretches. However, as soon as you wash them, they will shrink. But remember, you can’t wash them for a long time, so sizing can be a bit of a crapshoot. Also remember though, denim stretches so you don’t need to worry too much.

I’ve seen a lot of San Francisco stores talking up raw denim. But there is an alternative you should know about, and that’s one-wash denim. As you might imagine, it’s been washed once. This eliminates all the sizing issues, but it still retains a lot of indigo, so if you’re willing to not wash them yourself for awhile, you can get a similar effect. Guess where I got my most recent pair of jeans? Gap. One-wash. For about $70.

I want to emphasize that the most recent pair of jeans I bought was from Gap, the same store that hit rock-bottom with “Everybody in Vests.” The denim is good quality, really better than I would have expected at that price point. They’ve already started to fade nicely; they’ll definitely turn your white sneakers blue. What really surprised me was the cut. It’s a new cut for Gap - the “Low Rise Straight Fit.” The rise isn’t really all that low (which I think is a good thing), and the cut is flattering without being noticably trendy. Is this the same Gap that was going bankrupt?

I’m not saying raw jeans are a total waste of money; if you’re into the process, that’s cool and you’ll look good. After all, I pretty much live in my jeans. But I don’t really want the headache of caring for them, so I’m willing to put up with my jeans taking longer to fade for the savings I get. And by the way, if you haven’t been to Gap in awhile, now might be the time.

Ryan Draws the Line

You can read all the fashion magazines you want, but all they’ll do is show the trends, and maybe discuss how they looked on the Balenciaga runway. Not exactly useful. So, here’s my rundown on Fall 2008 trends. I think you’ll find it succinct and ever so informative.

  • Capes: No.
  • Even a cape with a hood?: Especially no.
  • Shiny crap attatched to women’s clothes: Yes.
  • Shiny crap attatched to men’s clothes: Yes, with great caution.
  • Poofy shoulders: Yes.
  • Really poofy shoulders: No.
  • Tweed on women: In moderation.
  • Cropped pants on men: What the hell is it with taking everything that was cool on women five years ago and trying to apply it to dudes? I’m not wearing leggings and I’m not wearing cropped pants, end of story. I bet it’s a sick ploy to sell more socks.
  • Purple: Yes!
  • Green: Meh.
  • Fur: Is your name “Kimora?” Then no.

Denim Care

This is one of those “useful” posts that I throw up here every once in awhile to keep you coming back for more. As you may or may not be aware, I have lots of jeans - so many, in fact, that the rack in my room that was holding them fell over last night and I had to rebuild it, which is my qualification for disseminating the following information.

I have a pair of Crate jeans. Inside is written some of the most brilliant copy I’ve ever seen from a clothing manufacturer, which reads:

Take care of these. You aren’t supposed to wash jeans. If you want to anyway turn these things inside out and wash with luke warm water and your favorite shampoo. If you want to be that pretentious jean guy, only rinse these in the ocean. This works best away from runoffs especially after a rainstorm. Washing jeans is bad. Not as bad however as your girlfriend not making out with you because your jeans smell. Your call.

Wow, there’s a lot of info there so let’s parse it a bit:

  • Washing jeans, in general, is bad, because the indigo runs into the water. Indigo good! Washing bad! But, there are some things you can do to mitigate this effect. The two most effective, in my opinion, are also the easiest: turn your jeans inside-out when you wash them, and wash them in cool water. This is how I wash my jeans. If your machine has a gentle spin cycle, use it. Or just don’t spin at all. And be gentle with the dryer - no high heat.
  • The first wash of jeans is of particular importance, and basically you have two options: wash them right away (I do mine in hot water if I go this route), or wait as long as you can possibly hold out (until your girlfriend won’t make out with you, as Crate says) and then wash. The obvious advantage to the latter is that this gives you a long time to break in your jeans, giving them beautiful fading that conforms to your body and the unique way you rock your pants. But the former has some advantages as well: for one thing, it washes all the starch off your new jeans, so the denim doesn’t abrade. Also, it shrinks the denim right away, so if you need to get your jeans hemmed (I invariably do), it makes your life a lot easier as you don’t have to worry about them shrinking down the road. This having been said, denim is stretchy, so you generally don’t need to be concerned about your jeans shrinking too much - if worse comes to worse, just step on the butt and pull the legs upward.
  • Shampoo is unnecessary. There is such a thing as denim detergent. Dr. Bronner’s is actually great for this purpose. Basically, it’s pH neutral and this is a good thing. Actually, I just use cheer. This is bad, but I don’t wash my jeans all that often so whatever.
  • Running in the ocean is really unnecessary. If you want the same effect, you can just add epsom salt to the wash cycle. But I think this is silly, because it sets the indigo and I think some fading is good.

In case you’re wondering what I do with my jeans, I usually do the first wash right away and do a warm wash, then take them to the tailor, and then don’t wash them again for maybe 20 wears. After that, I wash them every 10 wears or so. 80% of teenagers with too much disposable income think I wash my jeans too fast and too often. But like Crate says, it’s your call.